Findings:

• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How to scream when no one is looking
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• the fate in no one's plans
• No one belongs here more than you.
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Trust No One
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No One Lives Forever
• no one lives forever. yet.
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• One hour there was sunlight
• I remember, there was one
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• If No One Will Love Me
• No one has died
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• No one touches me
• No one's garden
• No shit, there I was
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Dance As If No One Is Watching
• No one gets out of this life alive
• No Pity Due to No One (poetry)
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• is there no one who answers the call?
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• Tom Waits for no one
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• I was one of those girls
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• every secret thing was made by some one
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• No one knows my plan
• There's no point unless you make one
• No one wants you the way you are
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• lying here with no one near
• No Other One
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• There was a land where lived no violets
• No One Knows Who I Am
• no one listens anymore
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• The words no one can find
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Finally we are no one
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• They grow up. No one told me.
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• When I was young Time had no wings
• No one is illegal
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• No one can be totally logical
• No one can be in two places at once
• There Was No Leak
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No One Gets Left Behind
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• No one actually cares.
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Let no one grieve here
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• No Pity Due to No One
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• There is no "One", either
• No One Sang Like Michael
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• no one rules if no one obeys
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• No one says anything important during the day
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• i am no one (user)
• Trompe
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• to a place where no one's around
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Faith No More
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Proof that there is no largest prime number
• No visible means of support
• Fushigi no Umi no Nadia

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