Findings:
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- When you kill people they die
- People want what they cannot have
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- People don't flail when they die
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- when people become strangers
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- When silence between two people is comfortable
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Stoned music memories
- Dead people I have known
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- telling people what they don't need to know
- I have always been burning
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- They have taken enough
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- They didn't have the heart
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- When I have female children
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Of course, they were wrong
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- when all the white horses have broken free
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- AES may have been broken
- I could have been one of a two
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- I have just been shot
- I could have been Canadian
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- When living we have need of Death
- They have no bones.
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- You stole what they would have given you
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- play dumb
- What They Did To the Desert People
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- People have fucked up before
- They Have a Word for It
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- cat haters
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Where people go when people die
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- I know I have been dreaming
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- Yea, they are greedy dogs which can never have enough
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Missing all the wrong people
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- People without dirty hands are wrong.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I appear to have been misinformed
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
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- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Using a command line
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Things you give people that they keep
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- worse things have happened to better people
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Her hair, tangled
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- What Might Have Been
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- when they take my blood
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- How to "Have People"
- They could have saved Kevin
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- you have never been safe
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- They must have faces
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I may or may not have been naked
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
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