Findings:
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
- I have more stories about trains for you
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- On a clear day you can see more than you want to
- old books can tell more than one story
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- screw some tart, raise more robots
- The Library Book
- Can you spare some change?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- just to have some human contact
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- some boys need a little more attention
- Some things are more important than sleep
- Can I have a light?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- How much more can we bear?
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- you can look closer forever and there is always more
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Something I Can Never Have
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- blondes have more fun
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I have never felt more alive
- Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
- I do have some things to hide
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- I have to return some videotapes
- Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- Are some species more important than others?
- You want some more?
- Home surgery
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- can of corn
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- Yan Can Cook
- coffee can
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Water can
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- canned laughter
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- Can porn appeal to women?
- canned coffee
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- This poem can be put off no longer
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- tower of pop cans
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Push a can
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- No one can be totally logical
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
- murder can be fun
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