Findings:
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- Chalant should be a word!
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- This node should be filled with bees!
- Boys Be...
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- I should be able to remember your face
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- Sexist games played by teenage boys
- Ruminations on being lost in a foreign country as a young boy
- Should I be happy?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Should high school be mandatory?
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Laundry should be free
- Farmers' Market
- Boys Be
- Boys, be ambitious!
- why you should never be a referee
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- Why should we be moral?
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- This node should be filled with renga!
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
- Another pack of charming young boys
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Anthology of Poetry by Young Americans
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- I don't need to be loved by you
- How Should A Person Be?
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Boys will be boys
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- To be a young Australian
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- I will be your young sinner
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- It should not be this complicated
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- Why you should not be mean
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- Choosing Your Sexual Preference: A Guide for Young Men and Boys
- You're too young to be so old
- The Young Boys Who Met Trolls in Hedal Forest
- Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Automobile tire pressure
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- stupidity should be painful
- Things every child should be taught
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Should I be sorry?
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Names that should never be given to important files
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- AI should be our top priority.
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- What is and what should never be
- Food should not be luminous
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- You Should Be Sober
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- titles should be approached laterally
- This node should be filled with waka!
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
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