Findings:

• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• you don't have to do this
• I don't have the time
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Astro City #5
• So you don't have to
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Don't fuck the corpses
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Cats don't have brakes
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We have had enough of your beige
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• How could you ever have enough?
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Don't shit where you eat
• A reason to drink
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Hurricanes don't dance enough.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Stoned music memories
• Don't fuck llamas
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Don't fuck with the cat
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• They have taken enough
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• People have fucked up before
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• what the fuck is this shit
• I don't have a television set
• Norm Cash
• cash flow
• cashed
• cash register
• digital cash
• Time Travelers Strictly Cash
• Cash on the Barrelhead
• How to scrape for cash
• Johnny Cash with His Hot and Blue Guitar
• Hymns by Johnny Cash
• Carryin' on with Johnny Cash and June Carter
• Cold Cash War
• All You Need Is Cash
• CTN Cash & Carry Ltd. v. Gallagher
• cash (user)
• Huser's digital cash protocol
• Findings:what is cash \deposit ratio
• Cash Cab
• Capital versus Cash
• cash kaplan (user)
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Cash Money (e2poll)
• How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• I Don't Like Mondays
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Americans don't speak English
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't piss here

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