Findings:

• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Garlic and Mozzarella Chicken
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Time flies when you're having fun
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• When You're Evil
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• When you're alone
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you're home alone
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Swing when you're winning
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Sing when you're winning
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Bang Bang You're Dead
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Tag, you're dead
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When touch was simple
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• You know you're a geek when...
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• You know you're in the SCA when
• You're never around when I need you
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When I am dead, my dearest
• You know you're blacked out when...
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Only when you're older
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• You're pretty when you cry
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• when you're ready to touch me again
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Better Off Dead
• Dead Can Dance
• dead
• God is Dead
• Night of the Living Dead
• Dawn of the Dead
• dead end
• Paul is dead
• Intellectually drop dead gorgeous
• dead dog
• Grateful Dead
• Tibetan Book of the Dead
• Dead Kennedys
• Dead Souls
• Red Sea Pedestrian
• Land of the Dead
• The Dead Milkmen
• Dead Again
• Dead C
• Dead Sea Scrolls
• I love the dead
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Polaroids from the Dead
• Dead Puppies
• Dead Man
• immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead
• the already dead
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Nietzsche is Dead
• Dead Boys
• Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
• pingouin is dead
• Dead beat
• Deads
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Lenny Bruce is Dead
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Dead Chicken (user)
• Bringing Out the Dead
• François is perhaps dead...
• Dead People Server
• neil's Book of the Dead
• Dead pigeon
• Dead ringer
• Dead spit
• Dead Heading
• Millions of Dead Children
• dead puck
• Stop Dead
• The Queen Is Dead
• wave a dead chicken
• Dead baby jokes
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• Kaspar is dead
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Dead languages don't change
• LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Dead easy pasta salad
• Pinball is dead.
• The Dead Zone
• Reverend Dead Kitty (user)
• Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
• Dead cat bounce
• dead duck
• The Greek Dead at Thermopylae
• On the Spartan Dead at Thermopylae
• On the Spartan Dead
• Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest
• No prayer for the dead gods
• dead in the flowers
• Isle of the Dead
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• A dead bird and a drunken father
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• dead point
• Dead Man's Float
• To Kill a Dead Man

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