Findings:

• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Name evolution: from Chinese to Hebrew
• You will get yours
• Disabling the clicking sound from Internet Explorer
• You can't get there from here
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• How to get a drink named after you
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Getting what you want from tech support
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Stoned music memories
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Disabling the Content Advisor password in Internet Explorer
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Getting drinking water from bamboo
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• Getting free computer parts
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• How to make money from the internet
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• They will not be named!
• my name on someone else's body
• How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• qanat get there from here
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Disappeared From the Internet (category)
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• only then will we be safe from each other
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• five will get you ten
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Life will get easier
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• The bomber will always get through
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• The Internet will transform society
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• How to get DC power from AC
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Get home from work
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Getting a site banned from Google
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• Mice will continue to dream of Cats shedding claws from radiation sickness
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Is it healthy to Get A Tattoo If You are suffering from Psoriasis?
• 15 will get you 20
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• Getting free pizza
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Get a rise out of someone
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• It will get better
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• screen name
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• My Name is Will
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• Using your real name on the internet
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Finding free anime on the internet
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Seeing your password right there on the screen
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• You can never get away from yourself
• 3rd Rock from the Sun
• From Dusk Till Dawn
• Argument from Evil
• Notes from the Underground
• from scratch
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• The Creature from the Black Lagoon
• Drinking from the water hose
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Escape From New York
• Letters from my mother
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Playing hooky from the family
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• Small gifts from the universe
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• Muppets From Space
• Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
• letter from a Boeing 717
• Sending mail from a cell phone
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
• Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
• strictly from hunger
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
• What I want from life
• From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
• From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
• From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• pajamas from the dryer
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Swear words from science fiction
• From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
• FTP from my dreams
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
• The Menace from Earth
• Erich Fromm
• RFC 1217
• Starting from Paumanok
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
• COME FROM
• Eyeball prolapse
• News from Lake Wobegon
• Buying crack from your mom's pimp
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI

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