Findings:
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- Just don't expect me to understand
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- People just expect things from me
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- what I want and what is expected of me
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- What in the world has come over me
- Experience has made me bitter
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- What golf has taught me
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Someone please kill me
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Someone to Watch over Me
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- feline allergies
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- paying someone to flush your toilets
- T.A.Z.: Communique #10: Plenary Session Issues New Denunciations--Purges Expected
- Maybe grief expects poor nutrition.
- Expect nothing and you shall have everything
- My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
- I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- Don't expect God to save you
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- expected family contribution
- expected value
- Infinite expected value
- The animals behind the glass are thrilling, as we expected
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- What to expect during a professional massage therapy session
- I could not expect a single surprise
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Not What You Expected
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- What to Expect With Acupuncture and Acupressure
- Expect Delays
- I don't expect
- What's expected of us
- it went exactly as she expected
- expected to explode as a supernova in the astronomically near future
- What did you expect?
- ha ha only serious
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Ha
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- ha!
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- Pop has eaten itself
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- Has
- Morning Has Broken
- MY life has no carrot
- The Universe said, Ha!
- has the X nature
- Something inside has died
- Andre the Giant Has a Posse
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
- Satan has your nose
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- German grammar
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Golf? Serene? HA!
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- great things he has taught us
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- Naming Windows computers
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Yom Hashoah
- Music Has the Right to Children
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Evolution has never been observed
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Life has its course
- Life has more twists than a rope
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- The Eagle Has Landed
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Water has negative calories
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- My warranty has run out
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- an nyong ha se yo
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- the hottest it has ever been
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- Elvis has left the building
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Everyone has an accent
- Your hair has turned white
- Autumn has come invisibly
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- 911 has an automated response
- September has such a feeling
- Santa Has Snow Blindness
- the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- God has no free will
- A community without shame has no future
- ne mo ha mo nai
- The etrix has you
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- She has trouble acting normal
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- shippai wa seiko no moto
- my body has taken over my thinking
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- Education has failed
- Let Everything That Has Breath
- Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
- The Eagle Has Fallen
- Where has the smoke gone?
- Smoking has class
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- Each one has their own story
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
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