Findings:
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I love you but I have to let you go
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- The Man who Loved Only Numbers
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I still love her (user)
- How long have you been in love with her?
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- It's been an hour. I still love her.
- Sexist jokes
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- You only love me for my whitegoods
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
- I still find strands of her hair in bed
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- you don't love like a cold-weather man
- When you know things are just meant to be
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- My love for you still burns
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- You don't have to remember my name
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- I still write you love letters
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- have you found the words to save her?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Only Angels Have Wings
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- Love number
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- the only comfort we could ever have
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
- Tell Stacey I love her
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- Why don't I have votes today?
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Baptist jokes
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- I still don't even know you
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- I Don't Believe in Love
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- Love's the Only House
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Waiting for the number 48 bus, holding her breath
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- My love affair with the number 26
- My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Incredibly, I still really care
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- But can a robot love.
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- Love the one you don't need
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- Not really by the rules, but...
- The stars still love us
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- I fell in love with her fist
- I don't believe in falling in love
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
- i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
- It's better to have loved and lost
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- like you're blind but still can see
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Tell Laura I love her
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