Findings:
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- Best smoke I've ever had
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- the best damned story ever written
- The best comeback ever
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The bravest man I've ever known
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- The best thing ever
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- I've been smoking ever since
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- Best Death Ever
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- the best Christmas present ever
- The Best Feeling Ever
- The best teacher I ever had
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- The greatest paper ever written
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
- Letters I've written, never meaning to send
- Parking warning
- Best Week Ever
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- The best line I ever used
- Banting and Best
- The best thing since sliced bread
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- Moms make the best lunches
- Being married to your best friend
- My best friend is a breakfast table
- The Best Day of my Life
- On a former best friend
- Don't you ever go to work?
- The first bear I ever saw
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- An ever
- Burl Ives
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I've lost my appetite
- i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
- I've been waiting forever
- can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
- The last written words of Martin Luther
- Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- The best Linux distribution
- Some of my best friends are...
- Canada's newest and best referendum idea
- Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
- The Best of Both Worlds, Part II
- the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
- Laughter isn't always the best medicine
- How (Not) To Write Erotica - 10 Easy Tips to Become the World's Best Amateur Porn Writer
- Mother knows best
- Diary of a dot-commer
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- Johnny Evers
- A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- I won't ever understand
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I've got a little list
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- I've had you here before
- I've been dead a long time
- Written Language Troll
- Adapting literary works for film and television
- Best friend
- best interest
- Year's Best SF, ed. David G. Hartwell
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- The Best of Everything
- Brainy people make the best friends
- The best conversations take place in bed
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- Best wishes on your personal guillotine
- British Book Award for Best Read of the Year
- some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
- How to Choose the Best Programming Language to Learn for 2016
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ever felt that?
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Things I've learned from Everything
- Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
- I've Seen Your Picture
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- I've been searching
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Best way to a man's heart
- my best Patrick
- How to find your new best friend
- laughter is the best medicine
- Best of the Best (user)
- My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
- The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Cheshire's Best Kept Village
- T/A's best and worst advertising
- Will I ever know?
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Power companies are stealing our electricity!
- ever (user)
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- did you ever wonder (user)
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- I've got the Internet
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- I've been expecting you
- Some things I've learned about not smoking
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- I've always been a bit of a joker
- i've been trying to get back to the center
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- Written by committee
- The best revenge
- Best Actor
- The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
- never know who told it best
- best (user)
- Best Foot Forward
- Ahmed Best
- Best casino (user)
- The best way is to walk
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- Don't lie. Ever.
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
- the truest thing you've ever heard
- like nothing ever was
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I've been crowned the king of it
- I've developed a new skill
- Currier and Ives
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- Written After Swimming from Sestos to Abydos
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
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