Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the boyfriend with all the benefits of being a boyfriend but none of the hassles"

• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• The Revolution is my boyfriend!
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• boyfriend
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The benefits of being single
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• 2nd letter to my boyfriend's wife
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• The $20,000 Boyfriend
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• They are all pretty but fading.
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Bend Over Boyfriend
• Ailene's boyfriend
• 206
• The gyaru boyfriend scale
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• Fuck them all but the six
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• All gods but your own
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The mindset of being alone but not lonely
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Being a dickhead
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
• Existentialists make bad boyfriends
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Phantom boyfriend
• Surrogate boyfriend syndrome
• The Boyfriend's Death
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• all net, nothing but territory
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Your Boyfriend Hates You
• Stealing the worship of the muse's boyfriends
• letter to my boyfriend's wife, part 2
• letter to my boyfriend's wife
• All things being equal
• 9 boyfriends later and I just came in my Pilates class
• boyfriend jeans
• Transgender boyfriend
• When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
• all but
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Here All Alone in Silence
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• You've lost all your dreams
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• After the flood all the colors came out
• All the Pretty Horses
• All That She Wants
• all smiles and mariachi
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• All I want for Christmas...
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• All Things Kink
• all those days are gone
• pull out all the stops
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• When none tend the fire
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• All For Me Grog
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I don't remember all that much
• All That's Not Love...
• Hickory Wind
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• abandon all hope (user)
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Party all the time
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• All About Nothing
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• words with all the vowels
• sentence with all the letters
• Plan All the Way to the End
• All the King's Men
• Finishing up your MAME cabinet
• listen mr. cute sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
• She threw out all my letters
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• I knew it all along...
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Against All Authority
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• All ye Joyful
• Church of All Worlds
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Goodbye to All That
• All Things Must Pass
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Bring It All Back
• All About My Mother
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away shirt
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks

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