Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "there are ten thousand distractions keeping you from the life you want to have"

• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Stoned music memories
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• What I want from life
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Ten Years Behind A Bible, My Life in the Jehovah's Witnesses
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• "Bass Players": From the life of the composer as a young man.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• A short-lived peace: the start of Vietnam's ten thousand day war
• Is There Life After Housework?
• Odd facts of life I learned from Math
• You can't get there from here
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I want to have known
• You, standing
• An American in Tours
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I must have called a thousand times
• ten thousand hours of practice
• in this moment there is life and food for future years
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• People want what they cannot have
• Why I want to have children
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Ten Moments in the Life of the Writer
• Life is an ocean. We wanted to swim.
• I want to live a life free of regrets
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Valley of Ten Thousand Smokes
• The Ten Thousand Doors of January
• ten thousand
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Counting from Ten and Other Stories
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• Getting what you want from tech support
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I want to have your abortion
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• she's dreaming. a perfect life is right there on the pillow
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Is There Life After High School?
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• Life changing rain in the Thousand Islands
• Ten thousand frozen, burning stars
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• There is life after virginity
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Three McDonald's: Ten Thousand Singing Tomorrows
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One Telling Ten Thousand
• Ten Thousand Men of Harvard
• FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives
• There is a dark beating life behind people’s actions and traits
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Drawn from Life
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Impressions from a young revolutionary's life
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
• Keeping your data from the FBI
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• What I have learned from being fired
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• qanat get there from here
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Scattershot Life Advice from an Ex-Cynic
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• Physical Insights from Conway's Game of Life
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have become furniture in your life
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Making life from simple household chemicals
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids

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