Findings:

• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Let's just be friends
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• How to be an asshole
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• And they all just stood and stared
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• They Might Be Giants
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Just to see what it would be like
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Things never were what they used to be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Just Be
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Just be home in time for supper
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• we can all just be around other people
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I just want to be friends
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Automobile tire pressure
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Canada is burning. Nevertheless, the nomads are not mad, they just go somewhere else.
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Choosing to be gay
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• I just want to be a drummer
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• They will not be named!
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• All we need is just to be
• It will never be just you
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• you just might be evil
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• play dumb
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Be a model or just look like one
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Rape committed by women
• They just kind of went away
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Get fucked, asshole!
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Depertment of They
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?

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