Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "they aren't like you, sweetie. whose delusion is this? I'll glady take it."

• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• some summers they drop like flies
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• They moved like a river
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• I like to take up space
• They hum like angels
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• inside my heart where the weeds take root now I'll set you free
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• when they take my blood
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Take it like a man
• I'll take care of him, Boss
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• I'll take that as a compliment
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I like my breasts the way they are
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I'll Take Manhattan
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• I'll take you home
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• the moment when they take possession of you
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'll take the red pill
• I'll take my half whole
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• delusions of grandeur
• I have this delusion
• Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds
• Extraordinary Popular Delusions: Relics
• Delusion's of An Older Model
• a dream is just a hand picked delusion
• Superhero Delusions
• primary delusions
• secondary delusions
• systematized delusions
• hypochondriacal delusions
• somatic delusions
• nihilistic delusions
• religiose delusions
• delusions of influence
• Astro-Creep: 2000, Songs of Love, Destruction and Other Synthetic Delusions of the Electric Head
• Wheat Delusion
• alternate universe delusion
• Delusions of reference
• Delusions in Modern Primitivism
• Delusion of innocence
• anonymous delusions of grandeur
• The God Delusion
• The Atheist Delusion
• Capgras' delusion
• Fregoli delusion
• paranoid delusion
• Delusions of Gender
• glass delusion
• Bad Trip: Delusions
• The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
• Tapping into a decade old delusion
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• beauty of the human delusion
• Gladys Knight
• Gladys Knight & the Pips
• Gladys Reichard
• Gladys Bentley
• Gladys (user)
• ill
• I'll be back
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• seriously ill
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'll throw the first rock
• I'll explain it when you're older
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• I'll be your fantasy
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll Play the Blues for You
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• I'll Tell You a Story
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I'll throw you the connection
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• being ill during exams

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