Findings:

• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• don't look (user)
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Look out Haskell, it's real!
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Don't Look Back
• Looks don't count, with oceans
• They don't know what they're missing
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• They don't know what I've done
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Chipirones en su tinta
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They don't touch me the same way
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You don't have any real problems
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• real hackers don't use variable types
• don't comment on my looks
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Rape committed by women
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't look now
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They Don't Want Me
• They don't understand my tea
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• People don't flail when they die
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• the way you don't look at me
• telling people what they don't need to know
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• They looked at everything and savored everything.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• miracles, when they touch the real world, get dirty
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• misandry don't real
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• IRON NODER XVIII: NODING AS FAST AS THEY CAN, IRON NODER LIVES AGAIN
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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