Findings:

• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You stole what they would have given you
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• They have no bones.
• What pornos would have us believe
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• you would have been
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I would like to have emotions
• I have one whole anus
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• You have the whole world in your hands
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• They knew what our pain would be.
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• They must have faces
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• he would have laughed
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• They have bears in Italy
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The Ten Commandments revised
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• They came together so as to form one whole
• If they would only choose to hear it
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• People want what they cannot have
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• They Have a Word for It
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• They have taken enough
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• They could have saved Kevin
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• he would have cried
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Bernie would have won
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• They didn't have the heart
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• He's been places they have not.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Things they should teach in school
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• We're a Whole Damn Town: The 2009 Bangor Nodermeet
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• God damned sons of bitches
• damned
• Damn Dirty Apes
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Just give him the damned fish
• Damn poem still haunts me
• Damned to Hell by age 7
• Parking warning
• A tinker's damn
• Damn Academics
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Damn You, Damn Everyone
• Dilvish, The Damned
• How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• Damn, you can see stars
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• You mean the me that you would be
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 26
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 27
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 28
• Manifesto of the Damned
• Damn everything but the circus!
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• damn (user)
• Damn! Is that ramen in my trousers?
• Publish and be damned!
• Faust: Love of the Damned
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• HOT DAMN 3! nodestock
• We, the Damned
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• The Legion of the Damned
• damned (user)
• Hot Damn glass cleaner
• Damn Small Linux
• Those Damn Bandits
• One Monkey Don't Start the Show (document)
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Damn the Torpedoes
• Philosophus Stone and the Isle of the Damned!
• Tinker's Damn
• Gotten herself pregnant

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