Findings:

• There was always the blue of you
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• The day I found out I was a guy
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Dome 27 Was Always the Coldest
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• What if everyone was gay?
• It was always hot here
• It was always about words
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Last year was always better
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
• I was a nice guy once
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• The Girl Was a Guy
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• She always was devious in her beauty
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• With him it was always like
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• wa
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• The day I realized what being alive was
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• being a kid was great
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• the seven hills of Rome
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The world was designed for giant squid
• Trompe
• was
• What was the question?
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• God was created in man's image
• It was a dark and stormy night
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I was a homeless bum
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• Leather-bound organizer
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• No shit, there I was
• The Walrus was Paul
• Vancouver, Washington
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Man was created in God's image
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I was going to marry Marty
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• Concrete, Washington
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• I was into them after they were hip
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• I was promised flying cars
• There was a rose that faded young
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Lando was supposed to die
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• There was a time when I was a better person
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Jesus was Mexican
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Descartes was wrong
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Music was better in the old days
• Was (Not Was)
• Kilroy was here
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• 'T was
• When I was your age
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• There was once a Man
• It was you, Atthis
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• That was a joke, son.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• It was all God's fault
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Cybersex before it was cool
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• It was not a dream
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• There was a young lady of Riga
• I was searching glass
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I was looking for you
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes

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