Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "this was an AT&T ad campaign, wasn't it? I'm too young to remember it from anything but Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"

• Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures
• Webster 1913 sounding like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and other verses from The Red Book
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• The Excellent and Most Lamentable Text Adventure of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
• I'm not racist but...
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• not running from, but going to
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• /but what was the question?
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• Jeeves and Srkorn's Excellent Adventure
• anything to mask these crimes from the eye of heaven
• but with words we can create anything
• Anything looks peaceful from 1,363 feet
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Bill and Ted Face the Music
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• How far are you from anything?
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Good from far, but far from good
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm just a bill
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
• pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Short-lived ad campaigns

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