Findings:

• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• There was no one waiting for me...
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• The whole world is lying to me
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• This node was made for you and me
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• for a moment the whole world was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She only wants me for sex
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Before you, there was me
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• treat me like your sex doll
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I was a homeless bum
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• kinda
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• That kinda Star Trek emergency power/battle stations lighting sorta thing
• I stand in line for that kinda pain
• This isn't about YOU, dammit! No, wait, it IS about you (kinda).
• Some Kinda Itch
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• What Me Worry (user)
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• It's not you, it's me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Zap me
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Drug Me
• Why Not Me?
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Drink Me
• Eat Me
• Please Please Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Don't stand so close to me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Big Me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• why me?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Taste me, taste me
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Let Me Entertain You
• Tell me a story about trains
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• I and me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Mes-
• Just call me fluffy
• Speak To Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Below me
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Society made me what I am
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Please help me!
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• What makes me beautiful
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Me So Horny
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• The Statue Got Me High
• Feigning smiles for me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Nothing can stop me now
• Commercials depress me
• Know me better, and love me better
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Windows ME
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Stay here with me

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