Findings:

• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Bernie would have won
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• You stole what they would have given you
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• he would have cried
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• you would have been
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Eddie would go
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would like to have emotions
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• What pornos would have us believe
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• he would have laughed
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Why not go to sleep wherever you want?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Miles to go before we sleep
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• go to bed
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• If you never go to sleep, tomorrow never comes
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• What Would God Do?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• When you go, I sleep again
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Go To Bed, Tom
• Go to bed, old man!
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Why I think I should go to bed
• How would you understand?
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• What would EDB do?
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i go to sleep solving problems and worrying. i dream of ghosts.
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I have to go to the bathroom
• Why a cat shouldn't sleep on your bed
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Would you like fries with that?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Would you know if you were insane?
• The best kind of bartender
• In bed feigning sleep
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• What Would Jesus Do?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• what would you like?
• What Would Buddha Do?
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• You mean the me that you would be
• What would you give your left arm for?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I would love to hold your hand.
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• I love you but I have to let you go
• go to sleep
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Go the Fuck to Sleep
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• Should I go to the movies and sleep the day away?
• You have your own places to go.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• What Say We Have a Go
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• And tonight, if fortunate, we go off to bed
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• It's dark and time to go to bed
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• I never thought it would be like this
• eternity would be boring
• would

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