Findings:

• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• A reason to drink
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Capitalize, please
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't believe in anything
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• It don't mean anything moves
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have the time
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• you don't have to do this
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Cats don't have brakes
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Stoned music memories
• So you don't have to
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't have a television set
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Baptist fear of dancing
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Baptist jokes
• Say Anything
• anything is possible
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I didn't change anything!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• No one says anything important during the day
• Human beings will believe anything
• Violence never solved anything
• anything muppet
• I can make a bong out of anything
• pineapple is good on anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• It's not supposed to be anything
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How far are you from anything?
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Stoners will smoke anything
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Forget I said anything
• I will not, for anything, repeat the past
• Anything Worth Saying
• anything (user)
• Weddings Parties Anything
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• Since when did you respect anything?
• You can survive anything
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• I'll do anything to pass
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• You people will trash anything.
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays

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