Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "we secretly wish we could get away with talking like this in real life"

• I wish I could burn like god
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• save and restore function in real life
• Get a real computer!
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• Life will get easier
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If the real world were like the internet
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• we could get lost in the fall
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• the time I felt like a real man
• I wish I liked cigarettes
• Real life trolling
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• wish i could show a little soul
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• Life. Get one. (user)
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Get Real
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Everything vs. Real Life
• Life gets in the way of words
• You can never get away from yourself
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• What if the universe is like the Game of Life?
• The top secret of talking like an American
• Life is Like the Ocean
• I put away childish things, like myself
• How to lie and get away with it
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• real life test
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• How to NOT get towed away
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• I used to wish I could dream in black and white
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Sure wish I could rise above it
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I wish I could tutor art. Maybe next term.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• When I get like this
• Koji Gets His Wish
• Get a Life
• Forgetting his life away
• This is as real as magic gets
• Get a life!
• I'm not this cool in real life
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• What life after death will really be like
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• The least I can get away with
• Dan in Real Life
• E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
• talking can only give you away
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• "Real life": absurd liberal myth
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• Life, or something like it
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• In Real Life
• Like phantoms, wandering and secretly appalled
• It's almost like you're real
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I wish I could cry
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• You'll never get away with this!
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• I wish I could invent shit
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• If only I could get into her head
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• I wish I could open his eyes
• I wish I could bottle you
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• our website could be your life
• I could lie like this forever
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• I wish I could speak in code
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Light Fuse Get Away
• We get tangled up like wires
• Lets Get Real
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• Stoned music memories
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Real Life
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• I will not spend my life like this
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• real life raygun
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• Real Life Phaser
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
• Real life applications of mathematics
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• How to get away with murder
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• Life is like a boat
• An American in Tours
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• Real Life Dilbert
• To park your motorbike illegally, and to get away with it
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• Amazon Gift WIsh List ♥ (registry)
• Heaven is High and the Emperor is Far Away

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