Findings:

• Instant Wet Pirate Pants
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• Pants are optional
• Worldwide Pants
• pants
• tear-away track pants
• pant
• Mr. Pants
• camouflage pants
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• fancy pants
• parachute pants
• Who wears the pants
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• pair of pants
• capri pants
• leather pants
• Giant flaming pants of death
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Hammer pants
• Phat pants
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• cargo pants
• Flying by the seat of your pants
• baggy pants
• In my pants
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• The Pants Game
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Pants (user)
• Period Pants
• ants in the pants
• canada pants
• Dear Woman Trying On Pants,
• Pants are a tool of the Man
• Ozzie Pants
• Liar, liar, pants on fire
• These are not my pants!
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• pants are funny
• Ambient Pants
• You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
• meat pants
• two pants suit
• Napoleon's Pants (user)
• Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
• Off Pants
• As Pants the Hart for Cooling Streams
• Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
• MAST Pants
• Raver pants
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Indestructible Pants
• Baggy Pants and the Nitwits
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
• Slut pants
• Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
• Goofy Henkin Pants
• liquid crystal pants
• im in your pants (user)
• lm ln your pants (user)
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Training pants
• MC Pee Pants
• Inflatable trauma pants
• pants run
• Pants Pants Revolution
• How to fit pants without trying them on
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
• pants salad (user)
• Rugby pants
• Little robots in your pants
• Lyndon Johnson orders some pants
• wool pants
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• Pants Rowland
• Pants the Cat
• Tough Pants (user)
• The boy in the fabulous pants boldly presents his card: "Dr. Famous Teenager, Esq."
• fisherman's pants
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• drop your slogans and drop your pants. proceed naked from this existence.
• Fancy Pants (user)
• Pant Devil
• Mr. fat pants (user)
• Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• emergency pants
• Mail Order Pants
• pants 21 (user)
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• aladdin pants
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• We have standards AND pants
• Angst In My Pants
• Carpenter pants
• Jizz in my Pants
• pants role
• Andrew Pants
• short pants
• The relative unnaturalnesses of vegetarianism, homosexuality, and pants
• with pockets full of haiku in borrowed pants
• John Saggy Pants (user)
• yoga pants
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• zodiac pants
• Know your pets
• Dead links in writeups
• Flaunting your sexuality
• A League of Their Own
• their
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• institutions have lives of their own
• In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
• What Befell Candide and Martin on Their Passage
• And their feet move
• Table of Organs and Their Relationships
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The She-Goats and Their Beards
• The Monkeys and Their Mother
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• Things people put up their butts
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• 27 Innocent Bystanders and Their Visions of the Afterlife
• Why American women shave their legs
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• You wear your breasts to their full extent
• Judging women by their books
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Their Satanic Majesties Request
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Stars In Their Eyes
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
• The Three Princes and their Beasts
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• By their fruits you shall know them
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Greeks like their women armless
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• You are an animal on a big wet rock flying through space.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
• Cats always land on their feet
• Everyone's got their drug
• I feel their presence
• Apple-pie families and their flaming wreckage
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• He Knows Not Their Names

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