Findings:

• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Her hair, tangled
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• When We Were Mud
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• It hurt when we were pruned
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When I get like this
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• and the people look like flowers at last
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• If the Sharks Were People
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• when we were children
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When Things Were Rotten
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• When We Were Kings
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• I like to kick people with my fists
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Treating people like literal robots
• Where people go when people die
• When you kill people they die
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• People Like Us
• When We Were Very Young
• When we were liars things were seamless
• When you were my baby
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• You were here when I fell asleep
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When we were little kids, running
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When We Were Orphans
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• When you blow out like a dead star
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• If the real world were like the internet
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• stuff white people like
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Going by the script when talking to people
• when people become strangers
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When children become people
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• People don't flail when they die
• insulting people you like
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• How to herd people in public
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The dream people were being assholes.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Japanese people like to play games
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When were the gospels written?
• when you were words
• November 4, 1995
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• i like my body when it is with your
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Head Like a Hole
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• Lovin' you like rubbers

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