Findings:

• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When I Was a Babe
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• November 4, 1995
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When I was Fair and Young
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• When I Was A Baby
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I Was a Boy
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When I was your age
• When I Was Cruel
• When she was bad
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• being a kid was great
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When our word was iron
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I Was a Lad
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When i woz a kid - II - infants
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When I was ten years old
• When I was young
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When I was five
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When touch was simple
• When i woz a kid - I - Contraband
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I was 9
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I remember when all this was trees
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Some time when I was a teenager
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• When we were little kids, running
• Kids
• Kid Congo Powers
• Kids' WB!
• kid
• New Kids on the Block
• Big D and The Kids Table
• Billy the Kid
• Karate Kid
• White Pride For Kids
• Jason Kidd
• Sour Patch Kids
• whiz kid
• The Lemon Kid
• squeegee kids
• Kid Koala
• Kids Incorporated
• Kid Dynamite
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• Kids are cool
• The Kids of Degrassi Street
• What's the matter with kids today?
• The Get Up Kids
• Things you told me when we were in love
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• The Next Karate Kid
• Giving our kids something to rebel against
• Take it to usenet, kids
• Kid tested, mother approved
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• Mortal kombat Kid
• Captain Kidd
• Wild and Crazy Kids
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
• Kid Creole
• how I talk to kids
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• As the kids say
• candy kid
• Dealing with a divorce as a kid
• Alex Kidd in Shinobi World
• Quiz Kid Donnie Smith
• Please don't bring your kids
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• The Subliminal Kid
• Kid A (user)
• The Kids' AIDS Site
• kids and the finger
• The Brand New Kid
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Trick or treating for older kids
• The Mystery Of the mising Kid!!!
• A Smart Kid Like You
• Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle
• Artificial Kid (user)
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
• Kids from the short bus
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• How to scare a little kid with religion
• Cabbage Patch Kids Day in the Park
• Onion Kid
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• what the kids did for love:
• The Milkybar kid
• Buy this SUV, send your kid to college
• Jodie Kidd
• So your kids want a pet
• Kid Quick
• Kid Gavilan

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