Findings:

• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
• Stoned music memories
• Looks don't count, with oceans
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• This is the life of an assassin: Death
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 3
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• Tierra o Muerte: Land or Death
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Between Life and Death
• Death has entered my life once more
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• In the midst of life we are in death
• Life, death and Internet taxes
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• you don't talk much
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• When life gives you shit
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• first impressions don't always count
• The Life, Death, and Resurrection of Christ
• Liberty, equality, fraternity or death!
• life through death
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• Life Counts
• Lord of Life, Lord of Death
• Life before death
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 2
• A life after death
• Cake or Death
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• The Death and Life of Great American Cities
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• When living we have need of Death
• Liberty or Death: Violence, Slavery, and Poetry in Pre-Revolutionary Charleston
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Dogs as an Analog for Life and Death
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
• Don't Know Much
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Break on Through: The Life and Death of Jim Morrison
• An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• When life gives you lemons
• When life changes forever
• The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
• Your Money or Your Life
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Life, or something like it
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• Life in the American business world
• An American in Tours
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Life after death
• So does this count as a three-way or...
• A Matter of Life And Death
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• What life after death will really be like
• The life and death of a cheese pizza
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Life, Death, and Simon Lee
• Ring of Life, Sword of Death
• The problem of life and death
• The Compassionate Conservative Death Count
• The Field of Life and Death
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing
• Liberty or Death
• Friends in Life and Death
• The Death and Life of Overman
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Life and Death 2: The Brain
• Two immortals discussing life and death
• The Life and Death of Peter Sellers
• The Chronicles of Life and Death
• In the house of life and death
• The Pit of Life and Death
• Life and Death in the Seahorse's Garden
• Death or the dawn
• Life is essentially meaningless, still we fear death
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• Zombie Insourcing Offers Life After Death
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
• Death or Glory
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• life is very strong. life is stronger than death.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• when you walk with death
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't remember all that much
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Your thighs are a matter of life and death.
• In case of accidental death, back up your state vector regularly!
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• People don't flail when they die
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• What is a sealed indictment? Or, the case of the missing third Duke lacrosse player.

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