Findings:

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Dance like no one is watching
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I was young
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When touch was simple
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• I remember when all this was trees
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I Was a Lad
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When I was five
• When I was your age
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When I was 9
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When I was ten years old
• When I Was a Boy
• When she was bad
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When I Was Cruel
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Back when our blood was still warm
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I am that person I was watching
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• November 4, 1995
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When I Was a Babe
• Some time when I was a teenager
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• When I Was A Baby
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When our word was iron
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• noone
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• was
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• The Walrus was Paul
• wa
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was (Not Was)
• the seven hills of Rome
• No shit, there I was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Trompe
• 'T was
• It was a dark and stormy night
• That was a joke, son.
• Man was created in God's image
• It was all God's fault
• It was not a dream
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I was going to marry Marty
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was looking for you
• I was searching glass
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was into them after they were hip
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Concrete, Washington
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• That Was The Week That Was
• if music were a woman
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Jesus was a black man
• It was more than perfect understanding
• Her name was Natalie
• Was I born to play?
• Now it was personal
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• There was an old lady
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• wa (user)
• Dumb laws

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