Findings:

• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• It will be good when I am leader
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Even the dead will not be safe
• There are times when they seem to be right
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• You will be assimilated
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• The revolution will not be televised
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• I fear I will be nothing
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• There can be only one
• The revolution will not be webcast
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• I will be in my trailer!
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Marks which will never be broken
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Carl Everett
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Children can be cruel
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• University students can be really stupid
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Will I cease to be
• murder can be fun
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• I will always be weird inside
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• It can be cold in the dark
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• TV can be a good thing
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Any song can be a love song
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Exes can be good things
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• There will be time
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• This poem can be put off no longer
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Will I be given that chance?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I am blind when I want to be
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Valour can be brown
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• No one can be totally logical
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• an excess of anything can be a poison

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