Findings:

• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• If you build it they will come
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• When you kill people they die
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The echoes as they come
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Eye contact at a distance
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• People don't flail when they die
• the moment when they take possession of you
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• The Harder They Come
• They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• First They Came
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• They grow up. No one told me.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• matter and spirit are one and the same. they are knitted together.
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• If they come for us
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• They will not be named!
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Chipirones en su tinta
• when they take my blood
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• they eat plot logic for breakfast
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• They mean to eat the blancmange
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• They only come out at night
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• First They Took Away Napster
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I love it when a plan comes together
• One of These Things First
• When You Come
• The first one's always free
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Buying your first mountain bike
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• When I first met you
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• If No One Will Love Me
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Morning Will Come
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• You're the one i saw first
• One word that will make others laugh
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• How to scream when no one is looking
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• One learns the most when teaching others
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• One day we will burn
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• One Fat Englishman
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• One Got Fat
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• the water will eat my heart
• Fat alley cats eat garbage

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