Findings:

• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Who made Hell?
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Flaunting your sexuality
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• He Knows Not Their Names
• Capitalize, please
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Bloody Hell, It's an Irishman!
• And I don't even know their names
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Judging women by their books
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• In the name of the Mother, and of the Daughter, and of the Cursed Spirit
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Who Would True Valour See
• People who carp about their jobs
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• may their names be sung forever
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Addressing others by their user names
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• come name their bone dance
• Dead links in writeups
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Know your pets
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Half-sour pickle
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The dog who would not back off
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• The dog who would not come in
• The dog who would not move
• The dog who would not beg
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Rosy Palm and her five daughters
• Daughters of the Alamo
• The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
• the daughters of Lot
• Pharaoh's Daughter
• Zelophehad's Daughters
• Jephthah's Daughter
• daughter cell
• Machir's daughter
• Watching my daughter conform
• Daughters of Isabella
• Daughters of Triton
• The Rainbow's Daughter
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Pohjola's Daughter
• The Three Fine Daughters of Farmer Brown
• Tonight I met my daughter again
• Rexroth's Daughter
• Buffalo Daughter
• Sheepfarmer's Daughter
• Daughter of the Empire
• Demeter's Daughter
• Only Begotten Daughter
• The King of Elfland's Daughter
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Mothers, Daughters, Wives
• I am my father's daughter
• Jewish Lesbian Daughters of Holocaust Survivors
• The Marsh King's Daughter
• The Marsh King's Daughter: Part II
• The Marsh King's Daughter: Part III
• The Peasant's Clever Daughter
• Mickey's Son And Daughter
• Dracula's Daughter
• Like mother, like daughter
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• O Sons and Daughters
• Soul Miner's Daughter
• Mother's Daughter
• Clotel; or, The President's Daughter
• Jairus' daughter
• I am my mother's daughter, and she is my daughter
• Dear sons and daughters of hungry ghosts
• Love, your daughter
• A father's thoughts for his daughter
• The Iron Dragon's Daughter
• communist daughter (user)
• blower's daughter
• The wrong daughter
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• daughters
• The Beekeeper's Daughter
• The Mistress's Daughter
• like a daughter
• The preacher's daughter
• Undine Daughter
• Father and Daughter, Nine years later
• if the daughter of your love
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• The Doctor's Daughter
• golem daughter
• Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
• thoughts while cutting my daughter's hair
• Olibanum's daughter and the West Wind
• The Mother Daughter Show
• Making Photos of Your Baby Daughter in the Early 80s
• The Mother Daughter Show II
• advice to a college daughter
• daughter of a monster, niece of the Khan
• Daughter of Shanghai
• Poem for an Unknown Daughter
• the mother made us a savage daughter
• Hell in a cell
• Go to Hell - A voting system
• the Nine Hells
• You mean the me that you would be
• Hell is other people
• From Hell
• as all hell
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• "WARNING! HELL is Waiting For YOU!"
• Internet startup
• ...the hell?
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Year of Hell, Part 2
• Hell's Basement
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• Going to Hell in a handbasket
• Proverbs of Hell
• Hell Gate
• Bat Out of Hell
• Bat Out of Hell II
• Six stages of hell
• assault weapon
• How to cut and paste in Mac OS
• back and bat at as hell
• The Road to Hell
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Your mother sucks cocks in hell

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