Findings:
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Cats don't have brakes
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Being a dickhead
- Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I have a punklin and you don't
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- you don't have to do this
- Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- A reason to drink
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Stoned music memories
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- So you don't have to
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- You don't have to remember my name
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You don't have any real problems
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't have the time
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't have a television set
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Ebonics began with pirates
- A word from anyone's alien
- Racquetball, anyone?
- To anyone contemplating suicide
- Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- how to give anyone artificial dandruff
- They'll let anyone into Paradise
- There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- Is anyone out there?
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
- indulgence, anyone?
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- You Don't Know Jack
- Contradictions don't exist
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- does the girl really represent aching desire?
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
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