Findings:

• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
• Penis for a day
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Good Thing Going
• Food was purer in the good old days
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• These are their future good old days.
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• A good day's work
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• Have a nice day
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• "The good old days" are a scam
• Good Husband and Wife Day
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• The days of wonder have come at last
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 7: It is a Good Day to Fly
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Good Day
• it's good to have a moose
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• good old days
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You're too good to be human
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Brainstorming A Good Day to Die Hard
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Today is a Good Day to Die
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Collision avoidance technique
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• the good days are killing me too
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• The days of very old were not very good
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• I have a good rapport with animals
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Pigs have good noses
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• mindlessly going where others have gone before
• Stoned music memories
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• The Good Old Days!
• Gekko Day (user)
• The Seven Days of Fire
• April Fools' Day
• Day planner
• Ferris Bueller's Day Off
• Happy Days
• Strange Days
• all day
• May Day
• Queen's day
• Groundhog Day
• A Grand Day Out
• The day God took back the edges
• Day trading
• The Day the Earth Stood Still
• day camp
• A Day in the Life
• Those were the days
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Bad hair day
• Green Day
• The Island of the Day Before
• Labor Day
• Judgment Day
• field day
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• Burn all GIFs day
• Saint Patrick's Day
• Sadie Hawkins Day
• Remembrance Day
• Buy Nothing Day
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• snow day
• St. Spiridion Day
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• All Fools' Day
• All Souls' Day
• Childermas day
• Day lily
• Dog day
• Dog days
• The Happiest Days of Our Lives
• Boxing Day
• One of those days
• Day mode
• Perfect Day
• suddenly you're all i see
• ANZAC Day
• Sunny Day Real Estate
• My Geeky Valentine's Day Card
• sick day
• End of Days
• The Day I Tried To Live
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• Things to do to salvage a shitty day
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• The Day the World Went Away

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