Findings:

• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Never pay the Danegeld
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Harry Potter or Sex?
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• why you should never be a referee
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• We never pay for it
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Stable emulsion of oil in water, or easy salad dressings
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• We should all like sex and drugs
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Now or Never
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• What is and what should never be
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Swimming pool injury
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Video, or it never happened.
• Names that should never be given to important files
• you should pay rent in my mind
• Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Why programmers should support same sex relationships
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• ".Sony" and the reason why you should never type it
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Never
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Never put your tongue on the flyback
• This will never happen
• I never thought it would be like this
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Water Game
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• We were never really friends
• Answering a phone that never rings
• I never get mail
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never say die
• I think that I shall never see
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
• What if Prince Charming never shows?
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• The one my father never met
• I never saw her again
• voice never dies
• What if it never happened?
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• He never returned
• Never look like you're staring
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• A broken heart never heals
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
• Something never perfect
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• Born, never asked
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• How come we never dated?
• It's never him
• Never Is a Promise
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• Never Say Never Again
• Evolution has never been observed
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• pub that never shuts
• I never
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Sore throat cure
• The Thread That Never Ends
• Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
• Never Again
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• never use variable arguments in C++
• why i could never live in the city
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• two positives never make a negative
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• Never underestimate the power of denial
• You can never get away from yourself
• Violence never solved anything
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Bargaining? Never with that roof.
• Kirby G6
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
• The death of a man I had never known
• I have never
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Never Volunteer
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I hope you never run for public office
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• I'll never be the other woman
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• A watched pothead never tokes
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• You're never around when I need you
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never Forget the Ghosts
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• We never danced
• Never quite at home in the world
• never show this dialog box again
• You can never go home again
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• I never called her momma
• I have never felt more alive
• Imports are never the best
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• never store currency in a float
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Why I never turn on my lightsaber
• never trust a minty brained man
• The train never did come that day
• Summer never answers when you call
• Accidents Never Happen
• executed but never exposed
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Never Stop Burning
• Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem
• Breath softened fall, angel of always never
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• floating and never settling
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• It Never Rains
• Never on Sunday
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Why I've never been ice skating
• My Wang never goes down

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