Findings:
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- E2 Nuke Request
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Nuke Request Etiquette (document)
- Don't Be Afraid
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- Capitalize, please
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- People who don't read
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- reQuest 2020: an E2 reVue
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- play dumb
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- people who don't exist
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Know your pets
- Music need not be popular to be good
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- A Sunny Place For Shady People: Summer Solstice, Santa Barbara Style, A Very Brady E2 Get-Together!
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Technical requests from nontechnical people
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Surgeons must be very careful
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- don't be absurd (user)
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- I'm Afraid
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
- Why are people afraid of touching?
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- On the comet there will be much pie
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Goops and How to be Them
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- When you know things are just meant to be
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- I never thought it would be like this
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
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