Findings:

• The first time I knew I was different
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• Cain was the first technologist
• 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Time gone by
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• My first time in the executive M-noder washroom
• FIRST STAR IN THE GAME OF LIFE: The Life & Times of Hockey Hero Larry Kwong
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• first time in NYC
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• when was the last time you experienced something you didn't think was possible?
• Are personal messages protected by copyright?
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• I was raised by the French government
• The Microsoft email message to announce the birth of Bill Gates' first child
• Tips for first time flyers
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• There was a time before
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• there's a first time for everything
• The first time
• Scotch Divided by Time Equals
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• A guide for the first time raver
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
• The first time I saw her
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• first time caller longtime listener
• Everyone falls the first time
• her first time
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• The First Time I Saw a Person Die
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• For the first time in either of her lives, she is held gently
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• The First Two Times I Lost It
• I remember seeing you for the first time
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Before Time Was
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• First Impressions of India by a Nineteenth Century evangelist
• Escape and Evasion through the subways of time gone by
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• What was stolen by someone else
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• Always for the first time
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• our first time
• every secret thing was made by some one
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• my first time on roller blades
• the first time always sucks
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Arthur, For the Very First Time
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Adam really was the first man
• the first time I saw my mother cry
• A first time for everything
• Different reasons
• The first time I flew
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• Dungeon Mastering for the first time
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Hot pursuit
• Tips for Reading James Joyce's Ulysses For the First Time
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Hidden Message behind the New York Times hacking
• For the first time
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• First Times
• Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
• Do it right the first time
• As Time Goes By
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Was There a Time
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• She was locked in time
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire

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