Findings:

• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Making jokes about The Pope
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Making like the rabbits
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• It was all I could do not to cry
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Tell me a story about trains
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Tell me a story about cranes
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you could see me cry
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Cry me a river
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• Tell me a story about elephants
• There is nothing left to cry about
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Tell me a story about clouds
• The Day the World was about to End
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• Tell me about your faith
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about plains
• It was always about words
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Don't tell me about her
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• We laugh so we won't cry
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• You like me, you really like me!
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• Tell me about your secret places
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Making a decision about a life
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• O tell me the truth about love
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• So why talk about politics now
• tell me a story about lesbians
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Ask me about Loom
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Tell me a story about mains
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Something was about to happen.
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• show me what the world is all about
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• You smell desperate. I like that about you.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you

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