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• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• What pornos would have us believe
• I would like to have emotions
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I would like to see your little bits
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• War is hell but men like it
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I may or may not have been naked
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Hot pursuit
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• But I Like You
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• like you're blind but still can see
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• I believe you have my stapler
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• But I have seen the sun just once
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• But can you still cry like a child?
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself

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