Findings:

• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• Being There
• So there's this guy
• all the cute guys will be there
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Is there anybody out there?
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• Ring out the old, ring in the new
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• There is a chip out of this blue mug
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
• in this moment there is life and food for future years
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• The Wild Colonials
• An old guy I saw in the subway
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
• The most wonderful time of the year
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• I am eighteen years old
• food fight
• out with the old and in with the new
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• When I was ten years old
• One year old
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Anybody Out There?
• out there
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• Is anyone out there?
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• not as good as being there
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• There's nothing wrong with being a fanboy
• Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• The day I found out I was a guy
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Getting the most out of SETI@Home on your Mac
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• Trans-Karoo Railway
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• Pokemon being the first anime to most Australian children.
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• 16 year old
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• 15 years old
• When the Year Grows Old
• There was an old lady
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• The Most Significant Advancement in Dentistry in 4,600 Years!
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• There's a special place in my heart for old suitcases
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• Out There Live
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• Are You Out There?
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• Getting the Most Out of Motor Racing
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Somewhere Out There
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• October 17, 1999
• March 17
• December 17, 1999
• Genesis 17
• Exodus 17
• 1 Samuel 17
• 2 Samuel 17
• 1 Kings 17
• 2 Kings 17
• 1 Chronicles 17
• 2 Chronicles 17
• The golden sayings of Epictetus, 17
• The Antichrist: Chapter 17
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• Connection 17
• June 17, 2000
• Dream Log: June 17, 2000
• chromosome 17
• Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 17
• Grey 17 Is Missing
• Plan 17
• Tao Te Ching 17
• July 17, 2000
• Revelation 17
• Augsburg Confession - Article 17
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 17
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 17
• August 17, 2000
• Dream Log: August 17, 2000
• Northanger Abbey - Chapter 17
• September 17, 2000
• JLA #17
• Editor Log: September 17, 2000
• Dream Log: September 17, 2000
• The Jungle Chapter 17
• ABC of Anarchism Chapter 17
• Team 17
• October 17, 1997

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