Findings:
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- 17 year old virgin (user)
- It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
- Being There
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- So there's this guy
- all the cute guys will be there
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- out there
- Death of an Eight Year Old
- Ring out the old, ring in the new
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- Out There Live
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- What you're doing, it's important. And you're the only one out there doing it.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- The Wild Colonials
- An old guy I saw in the subway
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
- Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
- The most wonderful time of the year
- Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- I am eighteen years old
- food fight
- out with the old and in with the new
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- Seven Year Old Porridge
- When I was ten years old
- One year old
- the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
- There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
- Is there anybody out there?
- Are You Out There?
- Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
- There was an Old Man on some rocks
- Getting drunk with 16 year olds
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- Is anyone out there?
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- There is a chip out of this blue mug
- It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
- There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- not as good as being there
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- There's nothing wrong with being a fanboy
- Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- The day I found out I was a guy
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- Getting the most out of SETI@Home on your Mac
- Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
- Trans-Karoo Railway
- just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Pokemon being the first anime to most Australian children.
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- 16 year old
- 15 year old JavaScript hack
- 15 years old
- When the Year Grows Old
- There was an old lady
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
- Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
- The Most Significant Advancement in Dentistry in 4,600 Years!
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- There's a special place in my heart for old suitcases
- Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
- Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
- 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
- Thousand Year Old Vampire
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Anybody Out There?
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- Getting the Most Out of Motor Racing
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- Somewhere Out There
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- in this moment there is life and food for future years
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
- Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
- 25 YEARS OF NODING!
- March 17
- December 17, 1999
- Genesis 17
- Exodus 17
- 1 Samuel 17
- 2 Samuel 17
- 1 Kings 17
- 2 Kings 17
- 1 Chronicles 17
- 2 Chronicles 17
- The golden sayings of Epictetus, 17
- The Antichrist: Chapter 17
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- June 17, 2000
- Dream Log: June 17, 2000
- chromosome 17
- Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 17
- Grey 17 Is Missing
- Plan 17
- Tao Te Ching 17
- July 17, 2000
- Revelation 17
- Augsburg Confession - Article 17
- Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 17
- Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 17
- August 17, 2000
- Dream Log: August 17, 2000
- Northanger Abbey - Chapter 17
- September 17, 2000
- JLA #17
- Editor Log: September 17, 2000
- Dream Log: September 17, 2000
- The Jungle Chapter 17
- ABC of Anarchism Chapter 17
- Team 17
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