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• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Kids have no concept of time
• Know your pets
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• I have no complaint
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• You have no power over me
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• What I have learned from being fired
• No, but I'll have a beer
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Heart, have no pity
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Atheists have no support group
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You have no socially redeeming value
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I should have danced with you
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• They have no bones.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Kids from the short bus
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Using a command line
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• That which I should have done I did not do
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Words Have No Meaning
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Computers have no sense of time
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Movies that should have been books first
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Stoned music memories
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Dodo the kid from Outer Space
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• How to wean kids from TV
• Where the streets have no name
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Californians have no soul
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• Penis size and impregnation
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Type A blood
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Fish have no concept of fire
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• consoles should have trackballs
• I have no faith in your God
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• the dreams that should have died
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Tools everyone should have

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