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• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
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• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
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• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• When you know things are just not meant to be
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• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
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• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
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• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Why onions make your eyes water
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
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• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
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• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• What do you see when you look up?
• I do have some things to hide
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink…
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• What to do when your brakes fail
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Any Mick'll Do
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• It will be good when I am leader
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How do you hear the water?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Timex "water resistant" watches do not necessarily resist the Dead Sea
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks

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