Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "As for love, she has never had any for me, nor I for her...in an unseemly way"

• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• She said she loved me
• She Gave Sweet Love To Me
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Love me the way that I love you
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• She loves me, she loves me not
• She Loves Me
• She loved me for my maths
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• feline allergies
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• The hardest breath she has
• Do you think you could love me now?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The best I never had
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Any song can be a love song
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• I thought you loved me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Nobody Loves Me
• any way, shape or form
• love me
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I was never any good at maths at school
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• You had me at hello
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Don't Say You Love Me
• She Loves You
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• A cat has many ways to enter
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• They had been expecting me
• These are the memories I never had
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• The world has fallen in love with a dream.
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• she had already found her party
• What golf has taught me
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• She Had to Be Sure
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Pity Me, My Love
• Somebody Loves Me
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Know me better, and love me better
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• If No One Will Love Me
• Jesus Loves Me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• My way of showing love was consumption
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• If you really loved me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• She has trouble acting normal
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• She still has my Borges book
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It has a design factor of two.
• True love has waited long enough
• What in the world has come over me
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• Oceania has never been at war
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• boss i wish you had told me
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The death of a man I had never known
• She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Never Had It So Good
• she had mood ring eyes
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• You've never had it so good
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor

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