Findings:

• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• University students can be really stupid
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• No one can be in two places at once
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• She must be what cocaine is like
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Be all that you can be
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• We can be heroes
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Short can be good! (document)
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• A dying playground can be Eden
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• She could be a businesswoman
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• murder can be fun
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Why procrastination can be productive
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• What can be better than that?
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Valour can be brown
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• What a kiss can be
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Any song can be a love song
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• play dumb
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Children can be cruel
• Exes can be good things
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• There can be only one
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• It can be cold in the dark
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• TV can be a good thing
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• We Can Be Together
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Hot pursuit
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical

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