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• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• They will not be named!
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• My life may no longer be my own
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• There will be no more stories to read
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• This poem can be put off no longer
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The Revolution will be televised
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The end will be a sellout
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Free Will Baptists
• There will never be another you
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• They Might Be Giants
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• You will be assimilated
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The revolution will not be televised
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Hot pursuit
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it be your will
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• The next life will be better
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• No threat should be taken lightly
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I will be in my trailer!
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Things never were what they used to be
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I will always be in the details
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• play dumb
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Goops and How to be Them
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Who Will Be There
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Marks which will never be broken
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will always be weird inside
• Will I be given that chance?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Starving in the greenhouse
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood

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