Findings:

• It is Folly to Measure the True and False by Our Own Capacity
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• by any means necessary
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• more sure of all I thought was true
• I was never any good at maths at school
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• I was raised by the French government
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• Rudeness is measured by context. The measure of rudeness upon a subject is inversely proportional to the subject's imposition.
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• A Jared by any other name
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• What was stolen by someone else
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• revealing your true self by "sincere statements" is for "heroes"
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• every secret thing was made by some one
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• it was true then
• true measure of character
• I thought that what I was taught was true.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
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• any
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• On Any Sunday
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Any Given Sunday
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• Eat any good books lately?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Any port in a storm
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• No time of any kind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Any wise and wintry thing
• justify any of this (user)
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• because I have given up any care
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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