Findings:

• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• stir me out of my dream
• Tell me one thing
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• No one touches me
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• call me garbage one more time
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• take the wind out of one's sails
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• The Fox Went Out for a Chase One Night
• sticking out one's tongue
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• That one makes me scream, she said
• If No One Will Love Me
• Make me one with everything
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Make me one of you
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• give me one night to show the savage
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• There was no one waiting for me...
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Have One On Me
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• one out of three
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Pour one out for your dead homies
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• No one gets out of this life alive
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Your Pain Destroys Me
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Cheating For Beginners
• answer: cheating bellhop
• Cheating death
• Cheating on tests
• tracing is cheating in art
• Risotto for the cheating chef
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• Zap me
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Drug Me
• Why Not Me?
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Drink Me
• Eat Me
• Please Please Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Let Me Entertain You
• Tell me a story about trains
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• I and me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Mes-
• Just call me fluffy
• Speak To Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Not me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Nothing can stop me now
• stop picking on me
• shortcomings
• Commercials depress me

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