Findings:

• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• How to pack someone out of your life
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• How much more can we bear?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How can I see far?
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• can till can't
• How high can you stack whippets?
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• can you teach an old dog new tricks?
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• How can Poets Survive
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• How high can you count on your fingers?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• It's a wonderful life. I can prove it.
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
• How not to faint when you can't move
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Fluoxetine
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• How can you sleep at night?
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• How you can become infected with HIV
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• Know How, Can Do
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• How can people listen to that crap?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
• The life you can save
• Animals can smell fear
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• windows where I can look out
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• How long can you hold your breath?
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• how many truths can you enumerate?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Can't get you out of my head
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• I can't work with stoners
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• I can smell the contempt on your breath
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• You can run, but you can't hide
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• How to tell she's good looking
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How can you still breathe?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• How fast can blind people read?
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I can make a bong out of anything
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• You can work in the pit
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived

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