Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• customers don't trust me
• Dont come near me (user)
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't Tell Me
• Ask Me Why
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't call me Debbie
• don't blame me for your anger
• Ask me about Loom
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't Blame Me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't ask don't tell
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• They asked me to write a letter
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Don't tell me about her
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't @ me
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't Give Me Names
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• They Don't Want Me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call me white
• kill him dead; don't call me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Somebody once asked me...
• Don't wait up for me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• let me ask (user)
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't tread on me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't let me die nervous
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't stand so close to me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Ask Me Anything
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't send me roses
• I don't mind if you forget me
• I asked her not to forget me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't ask
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• the way you don't look at me
• so ask me, ask me, ask me
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Cold Winds are Calling Me
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• Not verifying information
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?

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