Findings:

• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't take breathing for granted
• but don't take my word for it
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Don't ask don't tell
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Don't ask
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't read song analyses
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Urban Ritual
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• French Canadians don't speak French
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Saying what you don't mean
• you don't want to know
• Don't fuck llamas
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Don't piss here
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• Don't Block the Box
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't mess with Texas
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Why don't men shave?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• I don't want to die
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Don't feed the bears
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't call me Debbie
• customers don't trust me
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Old video games don't die
• I don't like moving.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Baptist jokes
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• Don't order meat well-done
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• I don't believe in people
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Boys Don't Cry
• I don't see like you
• don't comment on my looks
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't Give Me Names
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Cats don't masturbate
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't have a television set
• If at first you don't succeed
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't lie. Ever.
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't hold your breath
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Dead languages don't change
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Just don't expect me to understand
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• programs that don't compile
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• don't shoot the messenger
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't shit where you eat
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't Vote!
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• We don't need no education
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Americans don't speak English
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• I don't think of her
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• I don't remember
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't give up
• Show, don't tell
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• I don't want children
• Mountain Don't
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't beat around the bush
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't Drink the Water
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't call it San Fran
• Don't forget the toes
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't do that then!
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't call me white
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.

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