Findings:
- No one gets out of this life alive
- Don't take sex too seriously
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Rape committed by women
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Stoned music memories
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don’t take no wooden horses
- Life will get easier
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- You don't get a song
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- Life gets in the way of words
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't rely on us to get you high
- Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Get the hell out of Dodge
- 'Get out of the arena' heat
- Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Get your mind out of the gutter
- Go out and get some fresh air
- Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- emotions others don't get to see
- I don't get many things right the first time
- If you don't see the shack, take it back
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- You just don't get it
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- What happens when you get too lonely
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- Get a life!
- Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Gotta get out
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
- Crying does not get you out of a ticket
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- How to escape domestic violence
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- Need to get out more
- We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
- Get out of jail free card
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I take for granted that you just don't care
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I don't get it
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- Don't get stuck.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- I don't want to get over you
- Don't take candy from strangers
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- Get out of Hell free card
- Get out the crying towel
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Get a rise out of someone
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- How to get more out of Psi
- Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
- It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- I told you I love you, now get out
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- We get too tense when we drive
- Get Out
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- Won't Get Fooled Again
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- A reason to drink
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- Don't take breathing for granted
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- but don't take my word for it
- Don't go out without a coat
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Got to Get You into My Life
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Can't get you out of my head
- The soul gets growing pains, too
- Get the fuck out of my office
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