Findings:

• A year in the life of Australia
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Life has its course
• my life in car years
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• The Best Years of Your Life
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• This year has flown
• When the Year Grows Old
• One year old
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• Quality-adjusted life year
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• MY life has no carrot
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• Life has a price
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• I'm too old for this shit
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Ten Years Behind A Bible, My Life in the Jehovah's Witnesses
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 3
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• A year in the life of a plastic tree
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• A Year and a Half in the Life of Metallica
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Death has entered my life once more
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• This has not been an easy year.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not old enough to love you
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• How to ruin someone's life
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 2
• in this moment there is life and food for future years
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• food fight
• I am eighteen years old
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• 15 years old
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• 16 year old
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• When I was ten years old
• How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
• I'm not drinking any more
• 311
• December 31, 1999
• January 31, 2000
• Dream Log: January 31, 2000
• Genesis 31
• 2 Chronicles 31
• Jeremiah 31
• Ezekiel 31
• December 31, 2000
• March 31, 2000
• Dream Log: March 31, 2000
• Psalm 31
• Baltimore 311 pilot project
• Guidelines for using the 311 non-emergency number
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 3.1 Procedures
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 31
• Moby Dick - Chapter 31
• With how sad steps, O Moon, thou climb'st the skies!
• Tao Te Ching 31
• In Memoriam 31
• Constitution of Ireland Article 31
• Classical Mythology: Table 31
• Pinocchio: Chapter 31
• March 31, 2001
• Dream Log: March 31, 2001
• Spy plane collision of 3/31/2001
• Federalist #31
• Ulysses 31
• The Travels of Sir John Mandeville: Chapter 31
• Emma - Chapter 31
• May 31, 2001
• Dream Log: May 31, 2001
• The Transformers #31
• Black Beauty Chapter 31
• Mansfield Park - Chapter 31
• July 31, 2001
• Dream Log: July 31, 2001
• August 31, 2001
• Dream Log: August 31, 2001
• DOS 3.1
• October 31
• October 31, 2001
• Dream Log: October 31, 2001
• December 31
• December 31, 2001
• Dream Log: December 31, 2001
• Mencius VIIa: 31
• Mencius VIIb: 31
• Mencius IVb: 31
• January 31, 2002
• Dream Log: January 31, 2002
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• March 31, 2007
• May 31, 2007
• July 31, 2007
• August 31, 2007
• March 31, 2009
• May 31, 2008
• July 31, 2008
• August 31, 2008
• October 31, 2009
• October 31, 2008
• December 31, 2008
• January 31, 2009
• May 31, 2009

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